What is a wartel


Wartel (war-tell) : Similar in construction to Warungs but with totally enclosed telephone booths along the walls. These are designed for use by Munchkins. The curly wire between the handset and the unit will be severely knotted, it takes the owner ages to achieve this, do not under any circumstances uncoil the wire, instead make your call with your face against the wall where the callbox is firmly bolted. Costs are calculated by the second then multiplied by a factor inversely proportionate to the lightness of the caller’s skin. All Wartels are filthy and stink of stale cigarettes, apparently it is against the law to clean them. 

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